When Violence IS the Answer

Those who think violence can never solve problems should consider my method for fixing a faulty set of dashboard indicators in our Dodge Caravan, as I demonstrated last evening when I arrived home:

Author: Lee Aase

Husband of one, father of six, grandfather of 15. Chancellor Emeritus, SMUG. Emeritus staff of Mayo Clinic. Founder of HELPcare and Administrator for HELPcare Clinic.

6 thoughts on “When Violence IS the Answer”

  1. Lee,
    This reminds me when I worked in organizaitons and had computer problems. The I.T. Guy would come in and say “please shut everything down” and then ask me to turn off the computer.

    When I would turn it back on again then “poof ” all done!

    Hey if the MRI/CT machine would ever break at work mabye they could call you in!
    Thank you!

  2. Fonz (v.) The act of bringing a closed fist into swift contact with an object in order to make it behave in the way in which one wishes. Lee Fonzed the dashboard to determine the current velocity of his Dodge Caravan.

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