Let This Be A Lesson to You

My nephew Tom recently learned the cost of gambling, and especially of impulsive statements.

On the way to his 8th grade football game, a running back teammate said “If I don’t score at least two touchdowns, I’ll get a Mohawk.”

Tom’s reply? “Hey, if you score FOUR touchdowns I’LL get a Mohawk!”

At least it should grow out by basketball season.